the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
- My music teacher, when I said I couldn’t play because my recorder was broken. It was literally in two pieces. (via pandyssian)
When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like
- A novel written by me. (via bl-ossomed)
I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself
real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to
just as I was reading this my mom walked in and I did it.
once one of my best friends told me that i was wearing too much makeup (i was wearing lip gloss and mascara) and told me that i should have a look that’s more like my other friend (who wears a full face of makeup every day) as she looks more natural and that moment made me realize that men truly do not understand what makeup looks like