Ellen talking a about foods from the 50s
I FUCKING LOVE HER. I JUST LOVE HER.
we all have a favorite eyebrow
today a teenage white boy looked me straight in the face, pointed at himself, winked at me, and said “so how about helping papa bear with his math homework?” and i think i was speechless for a total of 10 seconds before telling him i dont associate with people who call themselves papa bear
ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?
when people jokingly pick on u but its something ur sensitive about
*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine
when people at school imitate memes